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Atheist Demotivational Poster


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
This is brilliant. Bra5o


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization


TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.45/5

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WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
We are all a**holes, regardless.


ATHEISTS - I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING




Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


RELIGION - God made me an atheist Who are you to question his wisdom?


TAGS: god religion atheist
Rating: 4.06/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:26 am
I question what I believe's ain't not true.
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:14 am
I...CAN'T...HANDLE...THE...CONTRADICTION *head explodes*
LLmayhem - March 23, 2012, 3:06 pm
thank you!
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:14 am
Love a good twist
maoworks2 - March 23, 2012, 7:24 am
Good One.


ATHEISM - I'll keep my Atheism to myself when you can get an abortion next to the open liquor store and the gay-friendly marriage license bureau in Utah on Sunday.


TAGS: law mormon atheist atheism utah
Rating: 3.63/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:36 pm
if we were all g** there would be no need for abortions.
EmilioDumphque - October 6, 2012, 1:18 pm
Right on wit yo' right on, BABY!


CREATIONISTS - PRETTY FUNNY PEOPLE. -


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.


Prayer -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion
Rating: 3.35/5

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LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:11 pm
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.


THE BIBLE - ENDORSED BY NON-THINKERS FOR OVER 2000 YEARS. -




FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut


TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


The Bible -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
So f***ing true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am
speaking from experience, you seem to be


MAY 21, 2011??? - YOU GOT PUNKED


TAGS: atheist jesus apocalypse
Rating: 4.06/5

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derk91 - May 22, 2011, 9:37 am
how was i 2 know that. u cant tell where these r made.
CaptainBaked - May 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
It's tomorrow in Australia already...
derk91 - May 21, 2011, 4:58 pm
not sayin i belive in it, but the day's not over yet.


LET'S ASK THE MIGHTY GOOGLE ABOUT JESUS. - So much for that...


TAGS: god jesus christian christianity atheist
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 5:44 pm
Jesus and Satan are both called "the morning star", so maybe he IS the anti-Christ.
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:40 pm
I was going to say it was fake, but after Googling Jesus.. Well, yeah. 5L's


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


Atheism -


TAGS: atheist code programming
Rating: 2.33/5

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Oi? - January 31, 2009, 6:58 pm
Nice, too bad that there is no real variable type in C. Therefore god is non-existent in C/C++, unless declared of course.


ISLAM - 5 Times a Day Or you Don't Get the 72 Virgins


TAGS: islam muslim bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.17/5

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rerun - October 12, 2010, 7:21 pm

see ya Viva
culos - October 12, 2010, 9:39 am
VivalaBendOver, have you noticed the dates the posters you comment on were created? We've moved on since then and have no need for Religion bashers. STFU or GTFO I guess...
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:13 am
VivaLaDumbAss, did you just come into OUR house and tell us to STFU? not a good idea. one more stupid outburst, and you'll known as will be VivaLaGone. take it over to Politifake.org if you want to voice your opinion.
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:05 am
we're on this site for a cheap laugh, not a religious debate so plz. . . just shut the f*ck up. . . all of you
VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 9:04 am
all these stupid arguments are why my religious belief is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F, terrorist muslim extremists are a minority amongs islam ppl. saying the acts of thousands is the acts of all is just a wee bit racist. WTFO is a hypocrite
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Did I mention that hermes is an ignorant ***k? Accepting the acts of thousands engaged in the "jihad" by pointing to the acts of a few. And by the way, when was the last time an abortion clinic was bombed? Just curious.
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:26 pm
did i mention mark is an arogant JERK OFF?
Hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:24 pm
hey mark did you hear about the uncivilized a**holes blowing up family planing centers. they where christians you arrogant jerk off. we all have crazies in our religions.
dgbt - March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Christianity nor Islam did any of those things, it was crazy extremist a**holes that did them.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm sorry...should I have capitalized "idiot?"
Airman - March 10, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mark, you need to quit being so vague..
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
And one other thing, you're an idiot.
Mark - March 10, 2009, 5:07 pm
barockeva - Read your own comment and then STFU. "In ye olden times." That was then and this is now. The plague-ridden corpses you refer to was a common practice used in siege warfare. Not quite the same as blowing up a peaceful market or police station
Airman - March 10, 2009, 4:54 pm
Christians do have to own up to "Jimmy Swigert".
barockeva - March 10, 2009, 4:52 pm
The christians did their jihad back in ye olden times. Only instead of suicide bombers they used plague-ridden corpses. Don't try to act like christianity is some innocent religion. It's done more then it's share of terrible things in the world.
Elder God Douchebag - February 4, 2009, 10:06 am
I'm working on it.
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:05 am
Yeah, why just the other day I read about a whole rash of Christian suicide bombers running around the Middle East. Oh wait, there AREN'T any of those are there?
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:44 am
Christianity is just as bad.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
This would be the perfect place to test a new bomb of some sort. f*** islam.
spitfire111 - December 9, 2008, 1:07 am
dude, don't insult other people's religion just because you don't like it....
Narutarded - October 30, 2008, 8:06 pm
And if you do get the 72 virgins, they're all basement-dwelling mama's boys like Energy.


Prayer -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist
Rating: 2.13/5

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Hypercat-Z - August 14, 2009, 8:18 am
Actually there are three places where people pray very frequently: In a church, in a casino and in a falling airplane.
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:03 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:12 pm
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 9:32 am
My whole life is not a waste of time. Pursuing your own path in life is no vice or sin. Read a book someday.
Velin - May 5, 2009, 3:07 am
Since ateist dont believe in afterlife, their whole life is a waste of time... The ones which realize it became emo :-D


AND IF THEY DROWNED JESUS? - Then Christians would pray to this.


TAGS: atheist jesus atheism
Rating: 3.33/5

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Nissta - February 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
Not ALL Christians pray to a graven image (man on cross) or to ANY other statue. Those that do are being misled by the lies of self serving people.
Treehodger - March 15, 2010, 3:31 am
... what if he died during ***? Then would p*** be a sin? You are only worshiping the Lord as intended.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:24 pm
Do you suppose people would wear little aquaria around their necks?
Bah - September 26, 2009, 11:02 am
OK, I'm a devout Christian, find most religious posts obnoxious at best, and I give this 5 lions: reward for knowing that it's not enough that it's about religion, there has to be a JOKE for it to be funny. Keep up the good work.
MO - June 15, 2009, 7:00 pm
You can't mess with the Jesus! He walks on water! And I hear he's a hell of a bowler!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:44 pm
***... ***... ***... is this thing on? Thank you folks, I'm here all night!!!!
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 4:04 pm
d*** trench *bless me Neptune for I have sinned...*
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:01 pm
....and, praying to the Blessed Virgin Mariana Trench.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:59 pm
radio carbon dating requirements for proper resolution. I'm just say'n...
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:58 pm
Not really, there would be salvage divers filing claims in hopes of finding a skeleton so that they could compare it to the Shroud of Turin. Then declare the Shroud as the official prayer shaw for future Pope's disposing of the skeleton as not meeting...
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:17 pm
I don't know any Christians that pray to a cross. I a**ume that's what gryphus meant?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:55 pm
And if he died of alcohol poisoning, then I could credibly claim to be praying all those times I spent with my head hovering over the toilet bowl. Oh, wait -- I actually tend to be praying those times anyway: for a speedy death.


Indoctrination -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 11:37 am
Please either go postal or work in an office where someone else will. Talk about single-track postings...
... - October 30, 2008, 11:12 am
Please mail your self already


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: atheists religion god
Rating: 3.22/5

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spacemarine981 - December 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Lets be honest with ourselves. I am an atheist. But their are good atheists, bad atheists and same goes for Christians. are people honestly going to get all pissed over a poster that is humorous? who cares what someones religion is lol just rate it.
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 9:13 am
Mooooo..."WHY YOU CRYING!? You want a Happy Meal? Then get happy!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 5:09 am
What about George Lopez? He kills all the time.
Bah - September 22, 2009, 5:06 am
Favorite Atheists in History Presents: Joseph Stalin! The man who killed more people than anyone else in history!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:08 am
in*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:07 am
Atheists never started war? Um... gee what about the Communist revolutions is Russia and China?
spacedog - August 18, 2009, 8:55 pm
The guy in the painting is just pissed about his tiny ***k.
Lena - August 18, 2009, 8:52 pm
Atheists never started war unlike christians. OH the irony.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:13 pm
And e-shouting doesn't prove divinity.
LURCH - July 17, 2009, 9:12 pm
AMAZING HOW ATHEISTS HAVEN'T COME UP WITH A NEW CALENDAR SO THE YEAR OF OUR LORD IS NOT MENTIONED. DENIAL OF A THING DOESN'T NEGATE ITS EXISTENCE
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:54 am
Atheism wasn't around at 1 BC
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:09 am
Why 1 BCE?
Firefly - April 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
God was never pissed off because he's never existed.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
That's when he was invented.
Guest - April 3, 2009, 2:25 pm
Wouldn't it be pissing God off since 4,000 BC???


WARNING! - Atheists ahead.




GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




ATHEISTS -


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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hummvee69 - February 10, 2011, 5:45 pm
What stairs are you referring to? Is one of the escalators broken? Personally I think the same # of religious nuts will be on either level. Maybe I'll just hang here for a while...
Krissie - November 25, 2009, 8:49 pm
Im taking the steps to go downstairs. I love playing with fire.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:40 pm
Please.
sheiksaws - July 25, 2009, 4:15 am
FFS lighten up Deltabob....
Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2009, 3:34 pm
Preacher kid input. If you believe there is an afterlife, then watch your step. If you don't believe, I don't think you can really get punished for really not believing. Unfortunately not believing is a little like not thinking about elephants.
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 2:10 pm
What if you chose the wrong him? The planet is the closest thing to "GOD" and look how we treat it!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 8:00 am
It's my choice. Worship him or burn for eternity? What a choice!
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:48 am
Heh heh heh.... hey! Evil! Impolite and evil!
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:43 am
Sure brother aggynus, because if the Guinnes gets warm *rolls eyes* it becomes *smirks* undrinkable.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:39 am
*refrigeration. Cold storage, that is.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:37 am
And I had to be sure that I could store Guinness... there's a serious refridgeration concern there.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Ok, ok... I prefer to be a right-hand to someone who knows the business.
Arrogant Knight - July 20, 2009, 12:35 am
"They"? Who are you trying to fool? You set that office up yourself and you know it! ...It's right next to mine.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:34 am
Me? I'm required to take the down escalator... they went through the trouble of setting up a nice corner office for me... I can't disappoint.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:33 am
My buddy is an atheist who actually does believe in heaven and hell ... we let him hang around with us because he lends us large sums of money and then soon forgets that he has done so.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:31 am
God, I hate you Kenny.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:31 am
ok, uhm where are they?
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:29 am
Ok... back to the point... The point is that if you're an atheist who does not believe in heaven or hell, take the stairs.
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:26 am
Uhm, duffuses (or is it "duffi"?) I put a new battery in so I heard alla that. And there is no such thing as a bi-jacket ... though the Beatles did come close with those g**-ish little suits they wore in the early days. Oh, those young lads ... so g**.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:22 am
And he can get out of a straight jacket. Luckily, they have a Bi Jacket... that'll work.
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 12:21 am
Uh-oh... I took them all. Fine thanks, you?
Arrogant Knight - July 20, 2009, 12:19 am
...Psst, aggy, where are his pills? You know it's dangerous when he gets like this...
Sean - July 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh yeah skippy? Whatta ya say me an' Fish, yeah that's right. Abe freakin' Vagoda, and, say, Karl Malden meet you and two a yer buds in a alley and "come to some kinda understanding"? Hey? No really, speak louder, I didn't catch that.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
AK: 2 fer 2.
Arrogant Knight - July 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
Whoa whoa whoa... Why so cranky? I REALLY think you should take that nap... I'll wake you up in an hour, how does that sound?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Ouch! I'll be over here drinking Guinness and looping "Alone Again, Naturally"
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:53 pm
Wot's a matter, fetus breath? Too busy stickin' a key in an outlet somewhere?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:52 pm
aggy stay the hell outta the way this is between me an the whippersnapper here
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:51 pm
Oh yeah, well yer so young that when I was yer age, I was still five years older 'n you!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:51 pm
LMAO, AK!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
If this one needs to be explained... (fill in the blank with any of a dozen aggyisms)
Arrogant Knight - July 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
There you go... Now go take a nap. You earned it.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 11:48 pm
Stairway to heaven, for using the most precious of all His gifts: the mind.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 11:43 pm
Could read "Believers take the escalators"
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Wow.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:40 pm
Even agnostics look down their noses at atheists!


THEY ARE JUST KIDS - Where's You God Now???


TAGS: atheist god children kids death starvation hungry
Rating: 1.65/5
Jean-Baptiste Lamarck - June 10, 2009, 4:13 pm
There will ALWAYS be people dying of causes like hunger. If there was no food shortage, the population would grow until that there would be one.
red - November 30, 2008, 2:10 am
oh whah. get a life f*** face
neocon - July 30, 2008, 7:46 am
Keeps the overpopulation in check. Besides, their parents shouldn't breed like rabbits. Have they no shame? Dont they know we need the crops for bio-fuel?
Unworthy Deity - July 30, 2008, 3:41 am
I'm right where I've always been, where the power is, controlling the corporations, agribusiness, big food companies, raking in the profits, and not giving half a d*** about children. You're all insects to me.


HELL - Silly Christians Myths Are For Kids


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.77/5

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LURCH - July 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
Wait a second!!! the osmonds are mormons that doesn't count
LogicDude - July 15, 2009, 2:05 pm
I'm sorry, are you feeling persecuted?
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:36 am
"YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?"--Why do Christians always conveniently forget the Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, slavery, Vatican indifference during World War II, and The Osmonds?
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:26 am
Anything that is your holy or sacred I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed Cuz I don’t wanna get sh** in the chest
Ironhand - July 15, 2009, 1:59 am
I found the actual lost beggining to the bible. It actualy begins. Once upon a time in immagination land.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 12:04 am
YOU ATHEISTS, WE DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS BURNING IN ETERNAL d***ATION, WHY ALL THE HOSTILITY?
jerqls - April 6, 2009, 7:41 pm
Very often there is a grain of truth in what we might consider to be myth.
lol - October 30, 2008, 10:31 pm
lol, stupid **** christians.


THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN - Where's your "God" now?


TAGS: aethism atheist
Rating: 1.94/5

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Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:30 pm
Natural Selection. I believe this is a theory scientific in nature, giving an explanation that is not rooted in fear.
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:24 am
Those comments are really disappointing...
yon - November 29, 2008, 8:06 am
two words: population control. if they weren't dead there'd be to many humans on the planet
Razor Eddie - November 28, 2008, 4:27 pm
Obviously not being prayed to by those children.
Asbestos - November 28, 2008, 8:27 am
"God" is sitting back, laughing at the children he just killed off. And I shall laugh too. Hah.


GODS -


TAGS: god gods atheism atheist religion
Rating: 3.13/5

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Cubbybear - July 4, 2010, 2:51 pm
I like it too.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:19 pm
I sent it via SETI
crankyhead - July 4, 2010, 2:12 pm
L.Ron Hubbard didn't get your memo...
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:59 pm
Good poster for a 1L bomber.


FAITH - A man of faith is a pretty name for a gullible person.




JESUS - Just like a regular zombie, eats your brain...


TAGS: jesus atheist christian blasfemo zombie
Rating: 2/5

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Peso - July 29, 2011, 9:02 am
Maybe one of these days I'll understand the abuse people throw at this guy. Is there a way to tell who gets the most on this site out of Obama, Bush and Pelosi?


ATHEISTS - Math gets them off.


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 1.72/5

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Myself - July 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
Lame! Was this made by a 13 year old??
Cheeseman - June 10, 2009, 4:05 am
But the cartoon also points out that fundamental religious people should reject the school of math and scientific method, since science is just a belief right? stop taking medicine, cause its sorcery of the devil! don't go to doctors, they are but shamans
D - July 19, 2008, 9:52 am
Whoever wrote this poster clearly doesn't get the joke. Most people say "Oh, God" or "God!" when they have ***. Atheists don't believe in God, so they say something else...like what they DO believe in. Talk about fail.
Max - May 17, 2008, 1:07 am
As an Atheist, I can tell you personally: Math? Yeah. It blows. Nobody likes it.
M.E. - April 11, 2008, 12:54 pm
If math get you off chances are you don't have to worry about this problem.


TOO TRUE -


TAGS: google faked atheist bull**** religion
Rating: 3.18/5

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maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 4:25 pm
lets count wars created by atheists? "ww1" "ww2" "korea war" "vietnam" "soviet afghanistan war" "iraq" "new afghanistan war" interestik
ILB - September 21, 2009, 11:36 pm
if anything deserves to be bashed, it is organized, man made, religion.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2009, 9:54 pm
Even if it is faked, it's still hilarious. If good reviews are your goal, get off the internet.
hghscaboose - September 2, 2009, 6:04 pm
Easily faked, not funny, go kill yourself. Any one that uses motifakes should know that you cant bash religion and get good reviews....idiot


CHOICES - Athiest | Christian You choose.


TAGS: choices angel christian atheist
Rating: 2.1/5

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harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:21 pm
Wow. Lust is a sin. Fail.
Ed-Hyde - July 14, 2009, 7:41 am
Testing


SANTA CLAUS - god for kids


TAGS: santa god atheist atheism jesus chrismas religion
Rating: 1.5/5

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Kii - April 15, 2009, 6:08 pm
SANTAAAAAAA! ^_____^


UNTIL THE END -


TAGS: atheist calendar chainsaw
Rating: 4.91/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:06 pm
cr55py
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:50 pm
... New meaning to laying stihl *ahem*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:58 am
I Think I Get It ?


ATHEISM - Its like something is missing


TAGS: atheist load bob
Rating: 3.9/5
EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:37 pm
Most of us are atheists, some of us just take it one god farther.
- January 19, 2012, 12:30 am
is anything too serious for motifake?
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:33 am
Too serious? :)
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:31 am
I do believe there is GOD, and Jesus, but I don't believe I have a human right to judge those who don't nor do I in any way think I am better because of my beliefs.
rondollins - January 17, 2012, 4:30 am
Even what is deemed to be the greatest of human minds can't concieve beyond a certain point. The greatest mind (in my opinion) leaves 'self' out of the equation and just thinks about what there is (or might be) and tries their best to work with that...
khonsali - January 17, 2012, 4:22 am
how can you prove what's beyond ? G.O.D.=1
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:25 pm
I try for irony, and it gets me...
rondollins - January 16, 2012, 1:02 pm
There will never be a human so wise as to be able to prove (or disprove) the existence of God. It has to do with faith.
RonE - January 15, 2012, 9:02 am
Yeah, it is missing hypocrisy.


INTELLIGENT DESIGN -


TAGS: id creationism evolution god atheists
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - April 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
I think you mean top left and if you do, I'd say that it's a little statue of a gargoyle reading a book. As for the tome itself, probably Fanny Hill. (That's what I'd be reading if I was a gargoyle who was forced to hang out with the likes of Behe.)
randomaccount - April 17, 2011, 6:53 pm
wtf is that next to the guy in the top right


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: atheists god religion
Rating: 3.15/5

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BlameTheFirst - August 24, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nice one ;)
ilduche - June 16, 2010, 11:27 am
He knew where Touchdown Jesus was too. Hit a beautiful 3-point sh** from the paint! Nice shooting, God!
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:52 pm
HE let my innocent 5 year old daughter suffer a painful disease and die. Either he is an a**hole, or HE doesn't exist. I choose the latter.
haseo - January 5, 2010, 4:38 pm
bring it on!!!
MasterMorality - December 1, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm quaking in my boots... honest.
Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 3:51 am
Good thing he doesn't exist.
BoneCD - April 14, 2009, 7:02 pm
That just flat out sad Deltabob...I hope some one "fixed" his face!!!
BuZZbomb - April 13, 2009, 11:10 pm
Fine! Just tell 'him' that if his a** isn't here in 13 more minutes, my pizza is free!
Cock Mongler - April 13, 2009, 10:21 pm
LAME


RICHARD DAWKINS - Thank God!!! I am an atheist!


TAGS: richard dawkins atheist religion confused
Rating: 2.97/5

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MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:18 am
Heck yeah, go Atheists! Where is your god now!?
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:14 am
My favorite oxymoron! "Thank god" is just an expression. Like "wow," it's just used to get an emotion across in a verbal way. It really has lost all it's significance in everyday usage.
Derek Gunn - March 28, 2009, 7:46 pm
It's supposed to be funny, that's why it was posted like this!
Little Johnny - January 12, 2009, 9:13 am
Wow... epic fail. Atheist thanking the God he doesn't believe in. What will be next?
Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 2:30 pm
why would you thank god if you dont believe in him?


HELL - The Bogeyman For Brainwashed Adults


TAGS: hell bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jackieboy - October 2, 2009, 4:13 pm
I'd *** that


WWJD - What would Jabba do?


TAGS: atheist star wars religion jesus
Rating: 2.75/5

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Mr. Shiny - October 30, 2010, 12:53 am
jabba would slam his hand on his concrete slab and you fall through the hole in the floor.
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
Will your next one be What Would Jeeter Do? Jason? (Fri 13) Jimi? (Hendricks)


STEM CELL RESEARCH - Science is Satan's Handiwork Jesus Decides When You Die Be Grateful or You're Going to Hell


TAGS: stem cell research bible jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.42/5

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Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
Just out of curiosity, what religion ARE you? If you really are an atheist... What's your logic. Just apathy?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:13 am
Spell check on myself: make that "like a fart" drop the "s". Spelling nazis can move on, thank you.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:11 am
Personnally, I don't care what religion people believe in but LogicDude is right you ain't funny. Your opinion is like a farts, no matter how hard you try, it still won't amount to ****.
LogicDude - November 11, 2008, 11:30 am
Yes...you have just one long unfunny - not one iota - theme. We get it already. You're against Christians. NEXT!!!
gonepostal42 - November 11, 2008, 3:11 am
just for the record, that's sarcastic. Check out the rest of my posts...there's a common theme
Merlin - November 10, 2008, 11:39 pm
Bwahahah! Oh, f***, that's funny an- wait, you're serious? Ahh, who gives a **** what crock you believe in, I'm gonna do who and what I please, and science it up!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:15 pm
IF I AM GOING TO HELL I MIGHT AS WELL DO WHAT I WANT AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
Dante - November 7, 2008, 12:14 pm
(Cap lock Time.)


Atheist -


TAGS: atheist lighning
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 1, 2014, 10:44 am
The bully in the clouds.


SURELY THERE MUST BE A GOD -




DING DONG -


TAGS: atheist october challenge
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:40 pm
Well sailor, I would think that's why the pamphlet is blank...
sailor - October 28, 2009, 4:41 pm
Atheism is a rejection of religion not a form of one!


Prayer -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion
Rating: 2.47/5

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LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:12 pm
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.


JESUS - Is Just An Illusion


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.


Rustin Cohle played by Matthew McConaughey -


TAGS: god religion atheist hollywood oscars
Rating: 4.75/5

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AngeliaLNance - June 3, 2015, 8:25 am
I want to buy Hitler poster


Modern-Day Beliefs -




Late Friday? -


TAGS: good friday atheist celebrate beer p*** enjoy
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2014, 10:33 am
Nothing less!
Tyche - April 28, 2014, 10:32 am
What do you expect from a philosopher? LOL
MissPriss - April 28, 2014, 10:28 am
Smart a**...teehee.
Tyche - April 27, 2014, 1:06 am
Well, of course I'm buying. I always buy for me. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of money, so that's as far as it goes. But I'll think of you while I'm drinking it.
MissPriss - April 27, 2014, 1:02 am
Thanks Tyche! You're buying right?
Tyche - April 27, 2014, 12:51 am
I'll drink to that.


Persistance -




TOGETHERNESS -


TAGS: never hear of a bus full of atheists careening off the side of a mountain do you
Rating: 3.71/5

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Chopperliscious - October 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Love the subtlety. So rarely seen in this day & age of cell-phone english. 5.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 4:10 pm
Thanks. Only thunk it up yesterday-ish. Original title was SOLIDARITY, but I wanted a less stuffy title.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:36 pm
Wrong day, but awesome poster. This definitely gets a 5 from me.


AND YET -


TAGS: atheists
Rating: 2.69/5

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carnagie - July 15, 2010, 11:04 am
I might be convinced that she's proof of a God.....
Lincoln - February 14, 2010, 7:27 pm
Well, I guess I'll just never be the calibur of motifaker that you are.
CANADA - February 14, 2010, 7:24 pm
you could have asked him first. and you should have said they were Ron's in the tags
Lincoln - February 14, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ron, I wasn't trying to dis you, but it was my understanding that motifake rules required the removal of signatures, websites, etc.
Cloudchaser - February 14, 2010, 1:02 am
Atheists are still here because zapping unbeleivers isn't how Jehovah rolls. If he did do that, people would follow him out of fear instead of true respect
ronsart - February 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
WTF? You take my poster and don,t even give me credit? That,s LOW, man!!!!! 1L


U.S. OF A. - Home to atheists who live under the slogan God Bless America


TAGS: usa america atheist homo
Rating: 2.64/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:08 pm
I just don't believe any of us know for sure. I'll deal with it when I get there.
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 2:07 pm
Also, atheism is not believing in a God(s), it's not saying nothing exists
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 2:06 pm
When I was agnostic I saw it as "I don't know, I don't care. Leave me alone"
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
i really don't feel like arguing the matter though
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
i think that's what amuses me most about atheists is the arrogance of making a statement of fact that god does not exist while there is no possible way to prove he does or does not either way it's a matter of faith as far as i see it
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:00 pm
Agnostic, defined.
Hector - June 27, 2009, 1:51 pm
It's not even a philosophy. It's merely a statement, "I don't believe there is a god (or gods)." For me, it's a statement that only the natural world exists, rejecting the supernatural out of hand as not only unproven but impossible to prove.
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
not its a philosophy...and as far as freedom of religion you've apparently never read that amendment either as it simply states the government cannot establish a state religion ala the church of england
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 1:15 pm
Atheism is not a religion.
U.S. of A. - June 27, 2009, 4:19 am
where atheists live surrounded by complete morons who dont know their own consitution.. Atheism is a religion, and under the constitution they have the right to Sue your a** off if you tell them to GTFO because they are atheist. religious freedom FT


ALL ATHEISTS - Can be represented by one man... yeah, sure...


TAGS: stalin atheists representations
Rating: 2.58/5

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greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
Steph A...Catholics went to the camps too. Not nearly as many but they did..basicly anyone that didn't toe the line and denounced the official beliefs of the Nazi party did.Google 'The Eternal Ice theory' and 'The Hollow Earth theory'.
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
(continued) They also had a twisted occultist version of Norse mythology that they embraced as their official faith.
KDP3 - June 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
@ Steph A, Hitler was not not Catholic and most scholars debate what his true religious beliefs. He was known to practice paganism and denounce Jesus and has the love for Islam for there barbaric ways. But you can not represent one may for one faith.
Hendo - May 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stalin was actually educated as a priest.
Steph A - April 17, 2009, 2:23 am
And the Catholics have Hitler.
Jordan - December 12, 2008, 1:46 pm
All motards can now be represented by this one...Yeah,sure


Rickets -


TAGS: jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.48/5

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PoD - November 3, 2009, 11:01 pm
I am not sure if this is put up genuinely, or poking fun at creationists. I would hope for the sake of humanity it is the latter.


STUPIDITY -




GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: jim bakker bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.16/5

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Scorpio7 - November 18, 2008, 8:39 am
This is a real book, written by real a**hole, and publshed in 1996. http://lccn.loc.gov/97102988


THe Catholic Church -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.08/5

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Chadley - August 6, 2009, 3:19 am
Why is there an Egyptian stick out the front of this?
NYG - July 31, 2009, 12:38 am
You know i was pissed, but then I thought...WWJD... So I lit the creator of this motifake on fire and sent him to Hell.
Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:21 pm
woah deja vu
LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:01 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:10 pm
Ever notice that this site NEVER has an anti-Republican poster in it? If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:11 pm
I'm surprised he didn't call it 'region'.
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 11:24 am
4 real is shame for the text typing...oh the unbelivable.. humanity...so so shame. Tard.
Culos - January 13, 2009, 10:24 am
4 real r u 4 real? You type like a real retard...
4 real - January 13, 2009, 10:23 am
religion is for the weaks. Im shame of the humanity and is unbelivable religion.
The Jedi Church - November 13, 2008, 4:18 am
"These are not the wacky cultists you're looking for"
Meh - November 13, 2008, 4:14 am
There are not even a 100 people who hate the real Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they think the Catholic Church is. You are wilfully ignorant.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2008, 6:25 pm
I'm guessing that St Peter's is also a well known spaceport, but I AM just guessing.
Sean - October 27, 2008, 6:01 pm
Even as a devout atheist, I am bound to ask: where beist the attempt at humor? Hmmmm?


ATHEISM - Been winning since 33 A.D./C.E.


TAGS: jesus christ atheism atheist 33 a d c e win ozarks
Rating: 2.07/5

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caiderman98 - August 7, 2009, 2:27 pm
I believe so. I mean the guy got crucified.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 9:22 pm
I'm afraid not.


Christian Scientists -


TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.04/5

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anonymous - November 24, 2008, 12:01 am
tl;dr


MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT ph**oshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the ph**oshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.


CHRISTIANITY - There Is Only One God Which Actually Means Three Gods Which Really Means One God


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
It references C3PO's status with the Ewoks.
Snowfell@hotm - July 2, 2009, 11:23 pm
Look at that tag, is this really a star wars refrence?
Velin - May 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hey, if ligth can be radiation, particle(element?) and wave at the same time...what the hell are you complaining about?
pro - November 25, 2008, 9:02 pm
One imaginary friend or three imaginary friends. Who cares?
Meh - November 25, 2008, 11:58 am
Sorry for you... You got it wrong. One God, three persons. Semantics I know, but get it right. At least ridicule what we really believe and not what you mistakenly think we believe.


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LUST - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: ted haggard bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.67/5

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Keep going - October 31, 2008, 6:05 pm
until you are gone postal....


CALLING GOD OUT - If the righteous cannot do it, how shall the Atheist stand?


TAGS: atheist god book of job
Rating: 1.45/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Zed - October 27, 2009, 8:34 pm
On his (or her) own two legs, silly Jmac0585...
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 6:53 pm
Can I still call epic guitar solos "Righteous?"
Sean - October 27, 2009, 6:50 pm
Fair enough.
Jmac0585 - October 27, 2009, 6:30 pm
I am going with the biblical definition, i.e. one who lives according to the Word.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 6:24 pm
How does being an atheist make you less than righteous?
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:23 pm
With the support of reality... one hell of a lot better ;})


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